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This episode was recorded March 14th 2008. That same night a tornado touched down and apparently tore through Atlanta.We were indifferent about the whole thing because, as you’ll hear, we didn’t know the extent of it until about half way through. Bre Danger sits in as our in-studio guest. First up, we go over last week a little before we get to listener questions for cult movie icon, Tura Satana. After that, we head into Dirty Rotten Gossip town before Rob mysteriously launches us back to the year 1977. He’s clumsy. Our biggest fan Mike joins us for a ONE TIME ONLY segment called “Make Disco Cry.” After that, we’re all just a little tipsy as we were celebrating St. Patty’s a little early.

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This episode was recorded March 14th 2008. That same night a tornado touched down and apparently tore through Atlanta.We were indifferent about the whole thing because, as you’ll hear, we didn’t know the extent of it until about half way through taping. Bre Danger sits in as our in-studio guest before Disco proves once again how he can make better dance music than Will To Power with only the use of his Casio keyboard-that he purchased at a flea market in 1994. Also, we go over last week a little before we get to listener questions for cult movie icon, Tura Satana. After that, we head into Dirty Rotten Gossip town before Rob mysteriously launches us back to the year 1977. He’s clumsy. Our biggest fan Mike joins us for a ONE TIME ONLY segment called “Make Disco Cry.” After that, we’re all just a little tipsy as we were celebrating St. Patty’s a little early.

In this latest episode of our 'Tardcast, Tan Creedo drummer, Tim To Power joins us in the studio-followed by the results of our "Ask Chloe's Boob's" bulletin. We also talk about the making of the "Jessica Alba" music video
we did before tackling the issue of Florida and Michigan. Of course, there is a generous helping of OUR WORLD IN PERIL but hang tight for the return of DIRTY ROTTEN GOSSIP-classic style!

Okay. Straight up. This episode rules.

Here’s why…

Disco and Rob discuss what they did on their week off. We then let all of you in on our secret plan for our next upcoming war. By the way, this is the episode features the mighty and triumphant return of THE DUNGEON OF ROCK featuring Andy Shernoff of the legendary band, The Dictators. As always, Chloe Jones returns and engages us in one of the most retarded news segments we’ve ever done.

Well, let’s see, this episode was taped right after Valentine’s day. With that said, can you guess what or who we’re going to talk about? Disco then interviews Ron Glass, from TV’s Barney Miller and Joss Wheadon’s Firefly. The rest of the show is pretty much a free-fall of retardation that never hits rock bottom. Oh, and there’s a contest, where you can win a brand spankin’ used DVD of Bring It On: In It To Win It!-signed by us!

In this one, Rob and Disco respond to all of the emails we have received regarding their support of Barack Obama. After that, cult movie icon, Tura Satana, begins the first round of her season long question/answer session with you-the listener. We then talk to accused murderer Drew Peterson before Tan Creedo unveils their brand new single, Border Patrol (post Romney remix.)

Food Is Not Love is then proud to announce this month’s Superfan.

SUPREMACY MONDAY:

With special guest:

Goldie from Vh1’s The Flava Of Love and Charm School.

Also featuring a special appearance by cult movie icon, Tura Satana.

We’re back with a vengeance!

Find out what has happened during our vacation break. Also, we talk about the upcoming Super Tuesday elections. We then bring you a sweet helping of Our World In Peril-followed by a special song performed live in the FINL studio.

THIS SONG KILLS CRYING CHILDREN IN MOVIE THEATERS! Then it fucks Robbie's mom.

Chloe protects the border with her mouth agape!

This is a test of the emergency retard system. Had this been an actual emergency, Disco Volante would have rang your door bell and offered you oral. By the way, Robbie Danger is a sneaky bathhouse homo. It'd be okay if he were just gay-but he's not. He's a sneaky bathhouse faggot! Again, this is only a test.

Dear Listeners,

We hope you like this episode. It's full of surprises. We had a ball doing it. Thank you so very much for the best season ever. See you next season.

Love,

Disco, Robbie, and Chloe

On Reassignment:

Featuring the song-“Eyes In The Back Of My Head” performed by The Cliks.

In this real screwed up Phish-concert of an episode-Disco flat out flees civilization-well, for a little while anyway. Robbie Danger then gives you his love advice before we bring on Lucas Silveira from the Canadian rock band-THE CLIKS.

During the news, we feature a very touching Human Interest story before Disco and Robbie’s new band, Tan Creedo, debut their new single-“SOUTH CAROLINA.”

Oh! And Chloe does an editorial about old balls.

We’re happy to have back Lisa Timmons of socialitelife.com, bringing you another hilarious week of DIRTY ROTTEN GOSSIP!

For The Neighbors:

BE THANKFUL WE’RE BACK!

After a break that must have put millions of lives on hold, the cast of FOOD IS NOT LOVE returns with a fierce vengeance! In this, our Thanksgiving episode, we’ve packed this show with tons of HOLIDAY GOODNESS. Disco and Chloe tease Robbie about his hilarious love life, before Disco is forced to apologize to Larry King for his blatant racism. We then talk to someone from Robbie’s hometown, who, is said to be preparing his local police force for the coming ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

As always there is plenty if news, though this time there is a special DEMOCRATIC DEBATE EDITORIAL included.

WE ARE ALSO PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE RETURN OF DIRTY ROTTEN GOSSIP featuring our new gossip consultant, from A SOCIALITES LIFE.COM-

LISA TIMMONS!

In this extra long episode, our cast all turn on each other as a result of Disco’s Elizabeth Taylor-like bad mood. His rank disposition is the result of his YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS audition turning bust. Disco then speaks to 9/11 conspiracy debunker, and good friend of the show, PAT CURLEY.

Robbie tells us another classic MATCH.COM story before revealing to the gang that he has discovered a podcast from Germany he feels may be ripping us off.

This episode runs a little over an hour. That’s because there will be no show next week. However, we will be returning the following Sunday night-11/18.

Have a great couple of weeks, guys!

This is our very first HALLOWEEN EPISODE!

In this haunting (I made a pun.) installment, Disco and Robbie trade prison stories. We are then honored to welcome our very special surprise guest, from the original John Carpenter classic-HALLOWEEN, the original Michael Myers himself:

TONY MORAN

Wait till you hear what he has to say about Eric Estrada!

We then bring you another helping of OUR WORLD IN PERIL

followed by a plot to sneak Disco into a screen test audition for YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.

Right On, Red:

In this, our finest hour, Disco and Robbie remark on the water shortage in Atlanta, Georgia. This is news the American media is trying to keep suppressed! Not really, though.

Disco conducts a one on one interview with one of the most important figures in modern American history, Bev Harris. There is a documentary about this woman. That’s how awesome she is. We should note that the sound quality of the interview varies because the recording was done during one of the biggest electrical storms this city has ever seen! Not really, though. It was kind of a little storm, actually. Our sound board is held together with scotch tape. However, all of us here at FINL encourage you not to fast forward through this interview, as it is the one that we are the most proud of-warts and all.

As usual, we bring you a healthy dose of news coverage, combined with plenty of awful jokes at our producer’s expense. By the way, if you are Jewish, you may want to listen closely then by all means send your hate mail directly to Chloe. Her email address is:

ChloeJone@gmail.com

That is not a typo. Her ex-husband stole the last “S” in her name. Fucking gypsies.

EPISODE III:

Very ouch! Also, we love you, Tura!

Captives Of Pastime:

In this episode, Disco addresses the several mocking emails he’s received regarding the loss of his N.Y. Yankees to those douche bags from Cleveland. Robbie then tells us yet another MATCH.COM story. All the while, Chloe looms over the boys with a big black belt. We then talk to our favorite woman on earth, star of the cult classics FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL! KILL! and ASTRO ZOMBIES:

TURA SATANA

As always, we present another exciting episode of OUR WORLD IN PERIL!

BONUS FEATURE:

Stay tuned after the episode because FOOD IS NOT LOVE premieres a new song from the brand new RADIOHEAD album, In Rainbows, called Reckoner.

The King Street Sounds / Nite Grooves podcast, featuring new releases, exclusive interviews, and DJ mixes from the King Street / Nite Grooves family of artists.

This episode is a very special birthday celebration featuring appearences by:

Ian Mackaye (Minor Threat, Pailhead, Fugazi, The Evens)
Ty Gerhardt (The Girlfriend Experience)
Medha (Earthmother of THE HOUSE OF SHILOH)

and a very special appearance by: TURA SATANA.

Thank you all so very much for an amazing season.

See you next month.

Love,

Disco Volante Satana (Doug)

and

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